I'll Dawson's Creek you

Same friend, though more friend in title now--aquaintance really, seems to have been rather illuminated by this infant blog of mine.

Quoth Brit: "It always amazes me how different english and american people write . . . Aye, americans are much more subject to prose-like sentences, sort of a literary version of Dawsons Creek.."

I'll try to make my sentenses more terse. Better yet I'll throw all my posts into the Hemingway Novel generator. While I'm working on that here's a list of rambling ass brits:

Joseph Conrad (slight deduction for being Eastern European by birth)
Oscar Wilde (bonus points for writing rambling PLAYS)
Shakespeare (Ultra bonus points for writing rambling plays in iambic pentameter)

more to come as I think of them